According to reports, Jessica Simpson spent the rest of the evening pouting as Mayer’s attention was paid almost exclusively to gossip blogger and self appointed “Queen Of All Media,” Perez Hilton at the Comedy Cellar.

The New York Daily News reports that John Mayer deemed Perez “not evil” in a 4:24 a.m. post on his blog, but later deleted it. Simpson incessantly pulled at her date’s pants and hands all evening until he appeased her with a long kiss.

I don’t know about you, but I think I’m going to be sick.