I included a picture of Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie. The skinnyest girls in Hollywood. I hope they eat alot of turkey and gobble it up! Nicole just fired her stylist the same one that Mischa was using. So at least we know one is getting on the right track.

Robert Downey, the wife Susan and his 13-year-old son Indio will feast in Palm Desert, where Susan’s mom lives. But, says Robert, “I will not come empty-handed. I’m bringing an option on the pecan pie.”

Matt Dillon: “Hey, all I know is I’m going to stuff my face and eat and eat.”

Jane Alexander: “We alternate. One year my house, one year my brother’s wife cooks. My nightmare memory is the Thanksgiving I’d just moved into a new house. Nothing had really been tested out yet. I had a brand-new Viking oven, and I was cooking and hosting the whole family. Nothing got cooked. Nothing. Nothing worked. There was no food. Nothing.”

Nathan Lane: “Hey, I only know whenever you spend it with your family it ends up s - - - ty.” Nathan’s coat was either the best grade cashmere I ever felt or a brand of vicuna. Softer than a baby’s behind, so the guy definitely has much to be thankful for.

Lisa Kudrow: “I’m good in the kitchen. Tomorrow I’m having 30 people over and cooking three 10-pound turkeys. I like a few smaller birds instead of a big one because they’re more moist and there are more parts. Three 10-pounders should be enough, right?” Me, she’s asking? For me, water is takeout.

Gwyneth Paltrow: goes to Steven Spielberg’s house.

Patrick Swayze: said that he and his family have big, big fights.

Scarlett Johansson perks of having your birthday on a holiday is that you get double the fun, double the love and double the presents. Scarlett Johansson is celebrating her 22nd birthday on Thursday with a huge Thanksgiving and birthday feast..

And another who I imagine will have a big feast is Mel Gibson. After that Laugh Factory incident, my guess is he’s raising a glass to Michael Richards.

Madonna took the family to visit her ailing dad in Michigan.